When we were young we had to put our wishlists for Christmas on a piece of paper. Most of the time it didn't get past the door of our home. Now with the internet, we can display our materialistic greed throughout the entire cyberverse allowing millions and millions of people to actually see what we "really want" for Christmas.
Welcome to Wantz.it, a wonderful little Facebook utility that allows you to post what you want for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, your birthday, whatever the heck you want. Annoy Santa Claus, Annoy the Easter Bunny. Just because you Wantz.it.
Frankly to me the name reminds me of a particular fella from a certain trilogy.
"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious."
Hey, as far as I'm concerned, why not just go with the flow...
And another thing about Christmas is those weird Best-Buy Commercials. I'm a twisted son-of-a-bitch at the best of times and I'm so tempted to walk into a Best-Buy and pull this. Guaranteed you'd end up getting weird looks. Where can I find the...~go into orgasmic contortions~?
"You have the wrong store, sir."
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