Screw the cute sign on the wall...here's the one that's going up in the bathroom wall...if I had a public use restroom.
"If you sprinkle when you pee
It's the grossest thing you'll see
Don't be a filthy pig, be sweet
F*ng goddamnit; wipe the seat.
Cause if you don't, you're a jerk
Make the cleaners have to work
You chose to skip it, you ugly troll.
They should shove your head in the toilet bowl!!!"
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