Had a fender-hugger on my six o'clock while I was driving down 132nd Street coming back from picking up my daughter from daycare. Normally, I'm a rather even-tempered fella when I'm behind the wheel driving, but that kinda shit makes me go completely bat-shit bananas. If I Q-brake, the asshole is going to have his front fender up my rectum and I'm not in that kinda mood nor do I swing that way.
That kinda person makes me want to pick up an ex-surplus Hummer with all the goodies.
Try riding my ass now, mother fucker!
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